Genealogy is just one damn generation after another. I get the concept, it’s like when the old guys on the team pass the puck and then hang up their skates.
So it’s late in the third period of the big game in the International Outdoor Hockey League and Canada is way behind.
Children look on as Conservative Leader Stephen Harper shakes hands with Wayne Gretzky before playing a table top hockey game during a campaign event in Toronto on Friday, Sept. 18, 2015. Mark Sokolski acts as the ref. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Ryan Remiorz
But not to worry, Captain Steve, in his shiny new TPP corporate jersey has an action plan. He’s trying to sneak up behind the net by skating outside the lines close to the edge of the ice. Oh no! the ice is too thin and he’s fallen through, sinking to the bottom like Franklin’s bell, denying climate change as he goes down. Who did he pass the puck to? Hey wait there’s nobody left on the team except waterboy Kenney and Poilievre, the mascot. Better call up that kid from the boxing ring, Just-in-time Trudeau, at least we know he can skate and has a few old pros backing him up on the bench.
Election Day… time for the old guys to hang up their skates and pass the puck to the next generation. Bring it on!
